Poker Poetry

Poems from the Mind Of An Online Poker Player

Grueling

June 29, 2008 at 11:45 am · Filed under General Poker

10 games a day

oh what a way

to make a living.

Fun and competitive

sometimes repetitive

Have to play tight

Consistently play right

Dream about decisions all night.

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Gus Hansen

June 1, 2008 at 7:11 am · Filed under Pro Players

Gus Hansen

doesn’t look like Charles Mansen

plays like him though

a crazy mo-fo

playing lots of hands

folds when he can

aggressive on pots

especially on rocks

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Those Pocket Kings

May 29, 2008 at 1:07 am · Filed under No-Limit, Sit-n-Go

Those Pocket Kings

they complicate things

very strong hand

can’t take the swings

heads up against aces

not much of a chance

but against ace rag

I wanna break out in dance.

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Sucking Out

May 26, 2008 at 7:02 am · Filed under Cash Game, General Poker, Limit, Multi-Table Tournament, No-Limit, Sit-n-Go

Opponents suck out

I hate it real bad

sometimes I suckout

and forget that i had…

get real pissed off

when it happens to  me

but i’ve done it to

proper play is the key

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Doyle Brunson

May 21, 2008 at 5:57 am · Filed under Pro Players

They Call him Texas Dolly

Been around since Buddy Holly

Been on lots of Journeys

Played In Lots Of Tourneys

His Games as Sweet As Honey

He’s always in the money

Go one on one with Doyle

And your days most likely spoiled.

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Big Blind Special

May 19, 2008 at 3:04 am · Filed under No-Limit

Havin a hell of a time

now i’m in the blind

still cant get no cards

even though i’m playin with some tards

no one makes a raise

i guess this hand plays

hold the nuts on the river

get a thrilling shiver

all in against his aces

dumb look on all there faces.

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Mike Matusow

May 17, 2008 at 5:43 am · Filed under Pro Players

Mike Matusow

Big like a cow

down on himself

when his brain is on a shelf

Sometimes he plays great

other times he discombobulates

either way

its fun to watch him play.

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Cold Cards

May 14, 2008 at 7:54 am · Filed under Cash Game, Limit

Playin $5 and $10

can’t seem to win

the cards are runnin cold

this is getting old

hang around to long

all my earnings gone

one of these days i’ll learn

to fold before the turn

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Chris Ferguson

May 11, 2008 at 5:31 am · Filed under Pro Players

Chris Ferguson

He’s real good at math

his hair is so ratty,

may need a bath? ;)

but he’s real good at poker

talented as hell

don’t dare flinch a eyebrow

he’ll pick up the tell

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E-S-P-N

May 10, 2008 at 5:35 am · Filed under General Poker, Multi-Table Tournament, Pro Players

Watchin the Main Event

on E-S-P-N

wandering how it would feel

to be there playin

a very long tourney

that no pro can win

always a newbie

knocking out Scotty Nguyen

The final Table is crazy

Its so entertaining

the first 6 times i seen it

then it gets draining

reruns all the time

i think its a sin

reruns again and again

On E-S-P-N

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