Poker Poetry
Poems from the Mind Of An Online Poker PlayerArchive for April, 2008
Freeroll blues
Playin On Stars
can’t build my bankroll
gettin worn out
from all of these freerolls
enter for free
against 2000 homies
they all play like donks
what a bunch of jabronies.
Daniel Negreanu
Daniel Negreanu
Knows when you got aces
no peek at his cards
just observes all the faces
Better watch out
Better Play right
He’ll twitter his eyes
Then its good night
Waiting On Supper
waiting on supper
nothing to do
Think I’ll sit in
on a cash game or two
watchin these guys
throw high stakes around
enough money in the blinds
for 5 nights on the town
Donkey’s Galore
Playin AP
40+4
6 handed Games
Donkeys Galore
won 6 in a row
went back for some more
just 2cnd place
the number was 4
cashed 10 out of 11
Donkeys Galore
“this poem was inspired by a great run at Absolute Poker on the $40+4 sit-n-gos
Piece Of Cake
Playin At Cake
Traffic is Low
3 in the morn
no cash game flow
guess i’ll just deviate
and play a sit-n-go
