Poker Poetry
Poems from the Mind Of An Online Poker PlayerArchive for Cash Game
Sucking Out
Opponents suck out
I hate it real bad
sometimes I suckout
and forget that i had…
get real pissed off
when it happens to me
but i’ve done it too
proper play is the key
Cold Cards
Playin $5 and $10
can’t seem to win
the cards are runnin cold
this is getting old
hang around to long
all my earnings gone
Someday i’ll learn
to fold before the turn
All Nighter
playin cap holdem
another all nighter
watchin reruns
of ultimate fighter
cant keep my focus
i’m way off my game
need to regroup
can’t stay the same
losing my chipstack
think i’m on tilt
pisses me off
when i lose what i’ve built
Cash Game Strategy
Solid as a rock
aggressive as a croc
knows when to raise
folds more than plays
watches his chipstack
goin after that cadillac.
Waiting On Supper
waiting on supper
nothing to do
Think I’ll sit in
on a cash game or two
watchin these guys
throw high stakes around
enough money in the blinds
for 5 nights on the town
Piece Of Cake
Playin At Cake
Traffic is Low
3 in the morn
no cash game flow
guess i’ll just deviate
and play a sit-n-go
I Play Poker
I play online poker
it drives me crazy
could get a real job
but i’m too lazy
guess i’ll keep grindin
takin down pots
check raise on donkeys
tight on the rocks
Rakeback Distraction
Playing FT
tryin to build rakeback
its just distracting
i’m losing my chipstack
focus on the game
play winning poker
thats my new goal
no more bein a joker
*this poem is inspired by trying to earn rakeback at Full Tilt and being distracted by it.
