Poker Poetry

Poems from the Mind Of An Online Poker Player

Archive for Limit

Sucking Out

Opponents suck out

I hate it real bad

sometimes I suckout

and forget that i had…

get real pissed off

when it happens to  me

but i’ve done it too

proper play is the key

Cold Cards

Playin $5 and $10

can’t seem to win

the cards are runnin cold

this is getting old

hang around to long

all my earnings gone

Someday i’ll learn

to fold before the turn

Cash Game Strategy

Solid as a rock

aggressive as a croc

knows when to raise

folds more than plays

watches his chipstack

goin after that cadillac.

Waiting On Supper

waiting on supper

nothing to do

Think I’ll sit in

on a cash game or two

watchin these guys

throw high stakes around

enough money in the blinds

for 5 nights on the town

I Play Poker

I play online poker

it drives me crazy

could get a real job

but i’m too lazy

guess i’ll keep grindin

takin down pots

check raise on donkeys

tight on the rocks

Rakeback Distraction

Playing FT

tryin to build rakeback

its just distracting

i’m losing my chipstack

focus on the game

play winning poker

thats my new goal

no more bein a joker

*this poem is inspired by trying to earn rakeback at Full Tilt and being distracted by it.