Poker Poetry

Poems from the Mind Of An Online Poker Player

Archive for Multi-Table Tournament

Sucking Out

May 26, 2008 at 7:02 am · Filed under Cash Game, General Poker, Limit, Multi-Table Tournament, No-Limit, Sit-n-Go

Opponents suck out

I hate it real bad

sometimes I suckout

and forget that i had…

get real pissed off

when it happens to  me

but i’ve done it too

proper play is the key

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E-S-P-N

May 10, 2008 at 5:35 am · Filed under General Poker, Multi-Table Tournament, Pro Players

Watchin the Main Event

on E-S-P-N

wandering how it would feel

to be there playin

a very long tourney

that no pro can win

always a newbie

knocking out Scotty Nguyen

The final Table is crazy

Its so entertaining

the first 6 times i seen it

then it gets draining

reruns all the time

i think its a sin

reruns again and again

On E-S-P-N

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Ode To Bad Beats

May 5, 2008 at 12:49 pm · Filed under Multi-Table Tournament, No-Limit

Sittin mid position

Whats his imposition?

callin my raise

with a hand no one plays

got lucky on the turn

another card to burn

sucked out on the river

there goes my liver

* This Poem was inspired by a bad beat in the Sunday Million at Pokerstars

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Freeroll blues

April 29, 2008 at 12:39 pm · Filed under Multi-Table Tournament, No-Limit

Playin On Stars

can’t build my bankroll

gettin worn out

from all of these freerolls

enter for free

against 2000  homies

they all play like donks

what a bunch of jabronies.

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