Poker Poetry
Poems from the Mind Of An Online Poker PlayerArchive for Pro Players
Gus Hansen
Gus Hansen
doesn’t look like Charles Mansen
plays like him though
a crazy mo-fo
playing lots of hands
folds when he can
aggressive on pots
especially on rocks
Doyle Brunson
They Call him Texas Dolly
Been around since Buddy Holly
Been on lots of Journeys
Played In Lots Of Tourneys
His Games as Sweet As Honey
He’s always in the money
Go one on one with Doyle
Your game will be spoiled.
Mike Matusow
Mike Matusow
Big like a cow
down on himself
when his brain is on a shelf
Sometimes he plays great
other times he discombobulates
either way
its fun to watch him play.
Chris Ferguson
Chris Ferguson
real good at math
his hair is ratty,
may need a bath? 
he’s real good at poker
talented as hell
don’t dare flinch a eyebrow
he’ll pick up the tell
E-S-P-N
Watchin the Main Event
on E-S-P-N
wandering how it would feel
to be there playin
a very long tourney
that no pro can win
always a newbie
knocking out Scotty Nguyen
The final Table is crazy
Its so entertaining
the first 6 times i seen it
then it gets draining
reruns all the time
i think its a sin
reruns again and again
On E-S-P-N
Phil Hellmuth
Phil Hellmuth is good
He’s won 11 bracelets
hes also an a-hole
and nothing rhymes with bracelets
gotta give him credit
he’s got some balls
if it wasn’t for luck
he’d win them all
Daniel Negreanu
Daniel Negreanu
Knows when you got aces
no peek at his cards
just observes all the faces
Better watch out
Better Play right
He’ll twitter his eyes
Then its good night
