Poker Poetry

Bodog & Bovada

wildcatai — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 01:36:43 +0000

Bodog no longer accepts USA players
Now Our brand consists of 2 layers
Online Poker is huge in Nevada
Lets Rebrand and Call Ourselves Bovada

*note this poem has no association with bodog but simply talks about the bodog rebranding of bovada for its american player base.

Is Playing Online Poker Illegal?

wildcatai — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 00:51:24 +0000

The US bird is a balding eagle…
Tiger Woods drives a Buick Regal…
Gollum was never known as Smeagol….
Playing online poker is illegal

This attatched video is a bit dry but very interesting. (It basically CONNECTS several current events, which include the current seizing of several online poker .coms from 4 of the largest US facing brands in online poker)… to government control of a market by way of “law based capitalism“.

Something like this is achievable in the US this day and age as a result of news and general internet information being comprised of incentive based propaganda. We often believe propaganda because news and info is presented to us with factual omissions, manipulated to manipulate us.

In short, the government has created a marketing campaign to make the general public feel like playing online poker in the US is not legal. Every marketing campaign has some sore of incentive attached to it.

isildur1

wildcatai — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 22:26:39 +0000

isildur1,
no longer any fun,
mystery is gone,
boring viktor blom.

Best Poker Online

wildcatai — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 17:56:33 +0000

Bodog is the place for me,
not always but currently.
PokerStars is the mammoth site,
Games & Tourney’s Day And Night.
Absolute was my fav but shady,
havn’t played poker there much lately.
DoylesRoom loads slow,
Party Poker doesn’t allow American Bros.
Bodog is the place for me,
not always but currently.

Poker Poem brought to the world by Best Online Poker Sites…a reference to the best poker sites of 2011.

Tom Durrr Dwan

wildcatai — Sat, 01 May 2010 00:41:26 +0000

Tom Durrr Dwan

always has his game face on.

not many know,

he wins more than the best live pros.

A true online nl cash game savant

multi-tabling bad ace mo-fo durrr

Poker After Dark

wildcatai — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 00:36:34 +0000

doing my homework

late into the night

get it all done

don’t think i did it right.

turn on the tv watch a show about sharks

commercial time, hey look! Poker After Dark!

NBC! Yeah! i love this show!

poker info site of the day

casino poker no BS info on the best casino poker sites world-wide.

Rigtard Tribute

wildcatai — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 00:47:29 +0000

Poker Is rigged! Online Poker is rigged!

I lose every Hand! poker is rigged!

Nothing rhymes with rigged,

But thats all they ever say…

Come On Now Rigtards

Shut Up And Play!

Freeroll Fever

wildcatai — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 18:51:08 +0000

Entering freerolls to build up my stash,

prizes so low can’t win any cash,

bust out nonstop I want to pull out my hair,

have to place #1 to get anywhere,

Think i’ll give in, deposit some dough,

much easier to advance when you have some cash flow

*Poem inspired by recent failed attempts to win any cash solely playing online poker freerolls.

Broke As A Joke

wildcatai — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 10:52:40 +0000

I have no cash flow…

deposit my last 20 dollars

play a sit-n-go.

finish 1st place!

enter a bigger race.

Absolute Poker 5k

my lucky day?

1st out of 236

luck, skill and some tricks.

now i can pay the rent

in three days my bankrolls spent

*this post is inspired by winning and Absolute Poker 5k guaranteed that allowed me to pay some bills i other wise would have been in trouble with …one summer in college

Let it Snow

wildcatai — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 07:14:26 +0000

The Weather outside is frightful,

But my hands are so delightful,

As long as there’s sit-n-gos,

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.