Poker Poetry
Poems from the Mind Of An Online Poker PlayerE-S-P-N
Watchin the Main Event
on E-S-P-N
wandering how it would feel
to be there playin
a very long tourney
that no pro can win
always a newbie
knocking out Scotty Nguyen
The final Table is crazy
Its so entertaining
the first 6 times i seen it
then it gets draining
reruns all the time
i think its a sin
reruns again and again
On E-S-P-N
Phil Hellmuth
Phil Hellmuth is good
He’s won 11 bracelets
hes also an a-hole
and nothing rhymes with bracelets
gotta give him credit
he’s got some balls
if it wasn’t for luck
he’d win them all
Ode To Bad Beats
Sittin mid position
Whats his imposition?
callin my raise
with a hand no one plays
got lucky on the turn
another card to burn
sucked out on the river
there goes my liver
* This Poem was inspired by a bad beat in the Sunday Million at Pokerstars
All Nighter
playin cap holdem
another all nighter
watchin reruns
of ultimate fighter
cant keep my focus
i’m way off my game
need to regroup
can’t stay the same
losing my chipstack
think i’m on tilt
pisses me off
when i lose what i’ve built
Cash Game Strategy
Solid as a rock
aggressive as a croc
knows when to raise
folds more than plays
watches his chipstack
goin after that cadillac.
Freeroll blues
Playin On Stars
can’t build my bankroll
gettin worn out
from all of these freerolls
enter for free
against 2000 homies
they all play like donks
what a bunch of jabronies.
Daniel Negreanu
Daniel Negreanu
Knows when you got aces
no peek at his cards
just observes all the faces
Better watch out
Better Play right
He’ll twitter his eyes
Then its good night
Waiting On Supper
waiting on supper
nothing to do
Think I’ll sit in
on a cash game or two
watchin these guys
throw high stakes around
enough money in the blinds
for 5 nights on the town
Donkey’s Galore
Playin AP
40+4
6 handed Games
Donkeys Galore
won 6 in a row
went back for some more
just 2cnd place
the number was 4
cashed 10 out of 11
Donkeys Galore
“this poem was inspired by a great run at Absolute Poker on the $40+4 sit-n-gos
Piece Of Cake
Playin At Cake
Traffic is Low
3 in the morn
no cash game flow
guess i’ll just deviate
and play a sit-n-go
